The Reasonable Tribune is a satirical publication. Articles are written by everyone, reviewed by no one, and published in the spirit of reasonableness. We do not verify facts or confirm sources. Any resemblance to real events or people is coincidental, algorithmic, or unfortunate.

The Reasonable Tribune is a collectively authored satirical newspaper where the stories are crowdsourced and the editorial oversight is nonexistent. Readers submit prompts. An algorithm does the rest. The result is a publication that captures the spirit of journalism without any of its rigor, accountability, or fact-checking.

We believe that satire is a public service, and that the best satire comes from the collective imagination of people who have strong opinions about things that do not matter. The Tribune is their platform.

The process is simple, by design. A reader submits a prompt describing the subject, tone, and level of absurdity they desire. Our editorial engine then generates a complete satirical article, complete with headline, subheading, body text, and a pull quote worthy of framing.

Once published, articles appear on the front page alongside other reader-submitted pieces. The community curates through readership. The most-read articles rise. The rest settle into the archives, quietly and without fanfare.

1. You submit a prompt describing your satirical concept.
2. Our algorithm writes a full article in your chosen style and absurdity level.
3. The article is published to the front page of The Tribune.
4. Readers read, share, and enjoy. Or don't. We don't track that.

We review nothing. We verify less. Our editorial board is an algorithm that has never read a newspaper.

That said, we hold ourselves to the highest standard of having no standards. Every article published on The Tribune has been reviewed by exactly zero human editors, passed through no legal department, and received the full approval of nobody in particular.

We consider this a feature, not a bug.

While The Tribune embraces the absurd, certain lines exist even in fiction. Our automated moderation system is designed to prevent the generation of content that:

• Accuses real, identifiable people of crimes or misconduct
• Depicts or promotes real-world violence
• Contains hate speech or content targeting protected groups
• Could reasonably be mistaken for genuine reporting on real events involving real people
• Includes explicit or sexually graphic content
• Generates content designed to harass, defame, or impersonate specific individuals

Satire thrives when it punches at ideas, institutions, and absurd situations rather than at real individuals. We ask our contributors to create in that spirit.

This is a satirical publication. Nothing here is real, verified, or reviewed. Any resemblance to real events or people is coincidental, algorithmic, or unfortunate.

All articles on this site are works of fiction generated by an AI system based on user-submitted prompts. They are intended for entertainment purposes only. No article should be interpreted as factual reporting, legal advice, medical guidance, or anything other than what it is: made-up nonsense written with conviction.