Americans Demand Royal-Themed Menu for State Dinner: ‘Crown Jewels Salad’ Leads Poll
Nation insists on regal cuisine for royal visit

"It's not every day we have royalty in our presence. Why not immerse them fully in the grandeur while we're at it?"
In a whimsical twist of culinary diplomacy, a new poll reveals a staggering 97% of Americans have adamantly encouraged the White House to serve only royal-themed dishes during the upcoming state dinner for King Charles and Queen Camilla. Among the suggested menu items, the patriotically popular 'Crown Jewels Salad' tops the list, followed closely by the elaborate 'Scepter Steaks.'
According to sources, the poll also highlighted a strong preference for entrees such as 'Monarch Meringues' and 'Imperial Ice Cream' to close the evening with a flourish. "It's not every day we have royalty in our presence," one eager gastronomist remarked. "Why not immerse them fully in the grandeur while we're at it?"
Observers noted that creative juices have been flowing liberally among American throngs, leading to several less conventional offerings, including 'Tiara Tacos' and the decidedly daring 'Coronation Casserole.' Enthusiastic citizens suggest these dishes will not only honor the royal guests but also add an innovative twist to a typically buttoned-up affair.
As the White House kitchens brace for the culinary challenge, some insiders whisper that even the dessert selection may see an upgrade, with a potential nod to history through 'Victoria Sponge Relics.' Clearly, when it comes to the royal visit, the United States is prepared to serve both a hearty welcome and perhaps a side of humor.
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