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In a diplomatic maneuver that pushes the boundaries of international relations into the realm of pure absurdity, the distinguished leader of a fictional nation known as Ducklandia has issued an ultimatum that defies all reason. Should the Sea of Wobblewob not reopen to Ducklandian ships, a staggering 100 million hamsters may be unleashed upon the region by next Tuesday.

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