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St. Louis Battlehawks Fans Engage in Prehistoric Chants, Ruffle Feathers with Crows

Local Birds Claim Cultural Appropriation in High-Flying Homage to Team

In an unprecedented scene at The Dome at America's Center, St. Louis Battlehawks fans have taken their support to aerial heights, launching into a cacophonous chorus of "Ka Kaw" chants hours before the team even took the field. The pregame spectacle left ornithologists scratching their heads and several local birds reportedly scrambling to draft a letter of complaint.

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Royal Cushion with Cardiovascular Function: White House Debuts Throne-Treadmill Hybrid

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St. Louis Battlehawks Fans Engage in Prehistoric Chants, Ruffle Feathers with Crows

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