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Wembanyama's Otherworldly Performance Lifts Spurs Over Knicks, Fans Claim Extraterrestrial Influence

Alleged UFO sighting coincides with San Antonio's Game 3 victory at Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK—In a game that defied not just gravity but quite possibly Earthly logic, the San Antonio Spurs ignited their championship hopes by defeating the New York Knicks 115-111 at Madison Square Garden. The victory, attributed by some to cosmic interference, startled the basketball world and temporarily halted New York’s 13-game postseason winning streak.

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Hilton Announces Bold Move: Launching 'Squirrel Suites' to Meet Growing Demand

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Tuesday, June 9, 2026

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Wembanyama's Otherworldly Performance Lifts Spurs Over Knicks, Fans Claim Extraterrestrial Influence

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